50 Days...

I just turned a page in my calendar.  

Welcome, September.

I have always looked forward to this month with eager anticipation for the beginning of my favorite season, but this time, this unearthly tidal wave of elation, far surpasses that of its predecessors.  At last, I can finally announce that I am getting married NEXT MONTH.  

That statement feels like a big deal.  To me - to my fiance and I, it is one of the biggest deals we will ever know.  To others it is simply another event, but to us, it's everything.

Nearly eleven months ago Peter Pan beckoned me to follow him out my window and into the dark night that has been this wonderfully delightful, topsy-turvy year, and now, we are just hovering over our very own Neverland, about to descend.  How did this happen?  How did this one person that I now look at with such sweet, comfortable, entranced familiarity become who he is today - my everything?  I have no idea.  One night he finally got up the nerve to hold my hand and like an avalanche my independent existence vanished.  All my illusional confidence faded, all feminist conviction departed, and I now needed a rare kind of life-support that happened to be packaged in graphic tees and dark brown eyes.  Oddly enough, I did not care.  My will for autonomy suddenly seemed foolish.  All I wanted was him.  

And here we are.  Fifty days.  Twelve-hundred hours.  Seventy-two-thousand minutes.  That is all that divides us and the deep, vulnerable, scarily close, earthly bond that is marriage.  It's not the indescribable excitement nor the paralyzing fear I would have thought.  It is glittering, butterflies-in-my-stomach, elated anticipation for a very great unknown with a very great known. I have never lived with this person before.  I have never had to see him, hear him, or serve him twenty four hours a day.  And, as much as I love him, that's slightly frightening to my introverted, selfish, and change-fearing heart.  I know everything will be different, and there is no true way to prepare myself aside from continuing to fall further into appreciation and thankfulness for the man that will be standing at my side. 

Here is what I know.  This wedding will be beautiful.  I have the man I love, a gown I adore, and a wonderful team of helpers that will keep me well-nourished and at ease throughout the day.  But I also know that there are already a hundred things I would have done differently.  Had I known that so many of the people I was depending on and most of the details that were finalized and set in place within our first four months of engagement would be negated through moves, back-outs, and life being...life, this would have been a very different wedding.  

Strangely and happily, I do not really care.  My groomsmen now have pants - finally.  We have a honeymoon booked.  We have a beautiful apartment waiting for us.  It's all come together, just like they promised it would.  Not the way I imagined perhaps, but that's okay.  Life is much more interesting when it does not look like our Pinterest boards, as nice as that may sound. 

I have begun a new job amidst trying to keep on top of my other pursuits and preparing for my new title of "wife."  Though things may look reasonably polished on this site, be not fooled into thinking that I am breezing through this transition with the grace and elegance I would like you to believe.  While I have not cried as much as I would have expected, the meltdowns have certainly been present and most of my anxiety has manifested itself in frustrated tones and snappy comments to completely undeserving loved ones.  Life feels like a lot.  A heck of a lot.  And I am deeply thankful for forgiveness and humbled by my constant need for it.  

I have certainly been making my fair share of mistakes lately, but I am trying (but totally failing) not to apologize for the things that I cannot really control.  So, I will not say I am sorry, but I will thank you in advance for your grace and faithfulness over the next eight to ten weeks as I try very hard to keep this site a pleasant place for inspiration, but will likely need to take things a little slower.  I have some really very exciting changes and plans for this space in the works for the near future, but for now, things may be a bit more...relaxed.  

I'm going to go light all my pumpkin candles now.  xoxo 

Sincerely, 

Pedantic Foodie

My Favorite Key Lime Pie

You know that sweatshirt that you just loooove?

The one you found on clearance at Target and were seduced by its soft, cotton charm.  The one you have had for about a decade and have worn more than anything else in your closet but still cannot muster up the courage to throw away, because, with a messy bun and some sparkly earrings it's still one of your favorite stylings. 

This pie is that sweatshirt.

Wait!  The metaphor works, give me a chance. 

There is nothing special about this pie, but then again, there is everything special about this pie. 

This is the pie I'll bring you if you just had a tiny human leave your body.  You worked hard, eat some pie.

This is the pie I'll make on a Monday night and eat for lunch on Tuesday afternoon. 

This is the pie I can whip up with no rolling or cold butter coercing required.  

This is my favorite key lime pie and it's about to become yours.

I have loved this pie recipe ever since I first dipped my toes into the warm, sugary ocean of baking. 

It's flavors are familiar and bold, and it's construction is simple. 

So simple, in fact, that I felt silly sharing it here.  For four and a half years I have resisted, but I recently realized that this pie is one of my favorite things to bake and there was absolutely no excuse for not letting it have its fair share of time in the spotlight. 

Besides, isn't simple what everyone wants anyways?

Now, as we have already established, this pie requires minimal effort, so I fully expect you to show an ounce or two of courage and make your own graham cracker crust.  None of that store bought stuff, okay?

I promise you can do it.  

(If you'd like a gluten-free alternative, it happens to be equally amazing with this simple coconut macaroon crust.  Just omit the chocolate coating.)

While the crust blind bakes, the super simple, lime filling comes together. 

Egg yolks, sugar, lime juice, and sweetened condensed milk, that's all.  

Can I tell you a secret?  Most of the time, I do not actually use key limes...  While I can sometimes find them in my area of the country, they are often dry and lacking in flavor, so I usually just opt for standard limes.  An even bigger secret?  Most of the time, I just buy the juice.  Already squeezed.  Don't hate me.  While I would never do such a thing with lemon juice, after thorough testing with fresh key limes, key lime juice, limes, and lime juice, I have found that it really just does not matter in this recipe.  The fresh, acidic flavors are preserved, and much effort eliminated. Just make sure you always buy 100% lime juice from a brand you trust, none of that concentrate stuff.   

The filling will look really thin, probably too thin, but that is just perfect.  After a quick bake and some quality time in the refrigerator, it will be smooth and sliceable. 

I hate throwing away leftover egg whites, so I love that this pie uses both parts!  While our egg yolk-based filling bakes, the whites are whipped into a sweet, billowy meringue. 

The meringue is baked just long enough to brown and then this pie has to sit in the refrigerator for a tortuously long amount of time.  Four to six hours is an eternity when you have pie on the brain. 

Simplicity at its finest right there.  You gotta love the classics. 

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My Favorite Key Lime Pie

recipe adapted from Baking at Home with the Culinary Institute of America / serves 8

for the crust

- 10 whole graham crackers 

- 6 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted

- 1 tablespoon granulated sugar

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. 

Place crackers in the work bowl of your food processor and pulse until you have only fine crumbs. 

Add in butter and sugar and pulse several times - until the mixture begins to pull away from the sides of the bowl.

Press the graham cracker mixture firmly into a 9-inch pie pan and bake for 8 minutes.  Allow the crust to cool while you prepare the filling. 

for the filling

- 4 large eggs, separated 

- 14 ounces sweetened condensed milk 

- 1/2 cup fresh key lime or lime juice 

- 1 cup granulated sugar, divided 

- 1/4 teaspoon cream of tartar 

Combine egg yolks and 1/2 cup sugar in a large mixing bowl.  Beat with a whisk until the yolks have just begun to lighten in color, then add lime juice and sweetened condensed milk.  Whisk until smooth. 

Pour the filling into the prepared pie crust and bake for 15 minutes, until the filling has just set.  Prepare the meringue while the filling is baking.

In a large, clean bowl, combine egg whites and cream of tartar.  Beat on high speed with an electric mixture.  When the whites have become thick and shiny white, slowly sprinkle in the remaining 1/2 cup of sugar while continuing to beat, until the mixture forms stiff peaks.  

Remove the baked pie from the oven and increase the oven temperature to 450 degrees. 

Fold the meringue onto the top of the baked pie filling while it is still hot.  Spread the meringue evenly, being conscious to cover the very edges of the pie crust.  This will help keep the meringue from shrinking.  Use a fork or butterknife to make decorative peaks and swirls on the surface.  

Return the pie to the oven to brown the meringue.  This should take about 5 minutes. 

When the meringue is deep golden brown, remove the pie from the oven and refrigerate until fully cooled; about 4 hours before slicing and serving.  Enjoy! 

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Banana S'more BonBons

I went to a baseball game earlier in the week and was reminded of how little I care about baseball and how deeply I care about those wonderful concession workers who take it upon themselves to combine obscene amounts of calories and then dunk them in oil. 

I felt the need to show some appreciation to these people who were just waiting for someone like myself to turn away from the field of players and take one of those crispy funnel cakes or soft pillows of cotton candy off of their hands. 

I very seldom eat any kind of fast food, and I am a tiny bit fussy about reading ingredients lists, but when a row of food carts lies before me, I temporarily abandon my food fears and wholeheartedly indulge.

Sadly, my food cart fantasy land was lacking one very important portable food - there were no frozen bananas.  Not a one. 

I have always loved frozen, chocolate covered bananas with their melty, chocolate coats and their ice cream-like interiors. 

As I was trying to contrive an inventive idea for this week's s'more, those familiar frozen treats would not leave my mind. 

So I gave in.  

I sliced two bananas into 1/2-inch slices and piped a pillow of marshmallow fluff unto the surfaces of half of them.

Then, I topped them with the remaining slices that had been skewered with a popsicle stick before hand.  It's best to get the stick through the banana slice before you layer the slices, otherwise, you will end up squeezing out all of the marshmallow. 

The banana sandwiches need about an hour in the freezer before you can dip them into the sea of melted chocolate.  

To thin out the chocolate a bit, I like to add a spoonful of coconut oil.  Coconut oil is solid at room temperature which is perfect when we want a shiny, firm coating that will not melt the moment we take it out of the freezer. 

After the bonbons are dipped, graham cracker crumbs are sprinkled and these tiny pops are returned to the freezer for 5-10 minutes to help the chocolate set. 

In my mind, this is the perfect weekend treat.  Every day ingredients, minimal preparation, and true sweet tooth satisfaction.

Happy, happy Saturday! 

Sincerely, 

Pedantic Foodie

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Banana S’more BonBons 

makes 10 / inspired by Joy the Baker

- 2 medium bananas 

- 1/2 cup marshmallow fluff (ha! Like you’re actually going to measure it…)

- 1 cup milk chocolate chips 

- 2 tablespoons coconut oil

- 10 popsicle sticks

- graham cracker crumbs

Slice bananas into 1/2-inch slices and lay half of them onto a baking sheet lined with parchment paper.  

Fill a pastry bag with marshmallow fluff and cut the end so that it is about 1/4-inch wide.  Pipe a small amount onto the surface of each banana.  You might be tempted to ignore the whole pastry bag thing and just spread your marshmallow on with a butter knife.  Resist!!  Bananas are slippery and marshmallow is sticky - the two do not make a good match.  Believe me, a pastry bag is the way to go. 

Insert the popsicle sticks into the remaining half of the banana slices, pushing the stick all the way through so that about 1/2 inch of the stick shows.  Insert this part of each stick into the marshmallow-toppled slices, forming little sandwiches.

Freeze for one hour. 

Combine chocolate chips and coconut oil in a small, microwave-safe bowl.  Microwave for thirty seconds, then remove and stir.  Return the bowl to the microwave and continue heating in thirty second increments, stirring after each, until the chocolate has melted.

Dip the frozen bananas into the melted chocolate and return to the parchment-lined pan.  Sprinkle with graham cracker crumbs and freeze for an additional 5-10 minutes, until the chocolate has set.  Serve immediately or place in zip-top bags and freeze for up to one week.  Enjoy!! 

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