How to Poach an Egg {Egg Cookery 101}

It's time for another installment of Egg Cookery 101.  Let's talk about poaching.  

How to Poach an Egg {Pedantic Foodie}

I remember vividly the first time I poached an egg.  It was late on a June evening, and the smell of Summer lay upon my skin as I placed two pots of water on the stove; one to boil and one to simmer.  A big boil of linguine lavished with rich, fruity olive oil was the bed for my very first poached egg, and it was delightful.  

The bright yellow yolk puddled down over the many strands of pasta, coating them in its custardy richness.  

How to Poach an Egg {Pedantic Foodie}

Even the most seasoned of egg-preparers seem to approach the process of poaching with some degree of trepidation.  This is a true pity because, in my mind, there exists no other egg preparation that so easily transitions from breakfast to dinner.  Whether they are stabbed with a fork and laid atop buttered toast, or cradled by a nest of pasta, poached eggs are a true delicacy - one that no amount of unfounded fear should steal from us. 

How to Poach an Egg {Pedantic Foodie}

Of course, your fears may not be entirely unfounded.  Perhaps many of us stay away because we cringe at the thought of our lovely whites feathering out into several hundred tiny threads, or of overcooking that custard-like yolk and being left with nothing but a very unattractive overdone egg.  Thankfully, these fates are easily avoided. 

How to Poach an Egg {Pedantic Foodie}

I would suggest that poaching an egg is just as simple as frying one, once you have learned to arm yourself with the appropriate precautions.  

How to Poach an Egg {Pedantic Foodie}

The first thing to consider is the water.  You will want to season your water with salt, for flavor, and a splash of vinegar to help out in the prevention of that nasty "feathering" we just touched on.  The acid of the vinegar will, because of science magic, help the white coagulate.  

How to Poach an Egg {Pedantic Foodie}

Next, your attention should be turned to the egg itself.  Place each egg in a small bowl or ramekin before poaching.  You do not want to crack the egg directly into the simmering water because it will be much more likely to spread, forming a big, stringy mess.  It's really not a good look, so please, just use the ramekin. 

How to Poach an Egg {Pedantic Foodie}

Once your water has reached a simmer, take a large spoon and begin stirring the water in a circular motion to form a whirlpool in the center of the pot.  Quickly remove the spoon and, while the water is still spinning, gently drop the egg into the center of the whirlpool.  Turn off the heat, cover the pan, and allow the egg to cook untouched for 3-4 minutes.  

How to Poach an Egg {Pedantic Foodie}

I like to begin with three minutes, but if you have an extra large egg, you may wish to go for four. If you are a bit unsure, just uncover the pan after three minutes, and if the white is set but still slightly jiggly, you are good to go.  If it still looks a bit cloudy, recover and let it sit for an additional minute. 

How to Poach an Egg {Pedantic Foodie}

Now would be a good time to pop several slices of sourdough into the toaster. 

How to Poach an Egg {Pedantic Foodie}

In a matter of minutes, you will have poached your first egg.  

How to Poach an Egg {Pedantic Foodie}

Congratulations, and welcome to a whole new world of deliciousness. 

Sincerely, 

Pedantic Foodie


Poached Eggs

recipe adapted slightly from Alton Brown

- 1 egg (fresh is best!)

- 1 teaspoon kosher salt 

- 2 teaspoons white vinegar

Crack egg into a small bowl or ramekin.  

Fill a 1.5 quart saucepan or saucier with about two inches of water.  Add vinegar and kosher salt and place over medium heat; bring to a light simmer.

Use a large spoon to swirl the water in a circular motion, creating a whirlpool.  Once the water is spinning on its own, drop the egg into the center of the whirlpool.

Turn off the heat and cover the saucepan for 3-4 minutes.  The white should be delicate, but firm.  If the color is still somewhat cloudy, let it cook for the extra minute.  

Serve over toast, pasta, or sliced and toasted English muffins.  Enjoy! 

Cook’s Note:  I like to poach my eggs one at a time.  However, if you would like to poach multiple eggs at a time, use a large saucier pan forgo the whirlpool method.  Just gently slip each egg out of its ramekin and into the water.  Allow each egg a few seconds to set before adding the next.  

Strawberry Crisp with Buttermilk Cream Cheese Ice Cream

Go ahead, roll your eyes, I know what you are thinking. 

"She just posted a grilling recipe, then some random collection of links about her favorite things as if she’s Oprah, and now some sort of baked fruit concoction?"

 Pretty darn predictable.  

Strawberry Crisp with Buttermilk Cream Cheese Ice Cream {Pedantic Foodie}

It would seem that we have all fallen into a trap of blogging predictability.  Maybe everyone is baking the same things right now, and maybe I should try to defy my natural cravings and give you a recipe for homemade kelp chips…  I could do that.  I could sprinkle some nutritional yeast over them and say that they taste just like Cheetos.  Maybe it would end up being a nominee for the most popular pin for vegans.  Maybe.

Strawberry Crisp with Buttermilk Cream Cheese Ice Cream {Pedantic Foodie}

The reason I have not done that (other than the glaring fact that it sounds positively revolting), is that this ever-changing, but occasionally predictable, site is like my brain come to life, except less stressful and with pretty pictures.  I share with you the things that make me happy, whether they be cream puffs or new lipstick, and that means that sometimes I will just be making a variation on whatever everyone else is making, because we are all craving the same things right now.

Strawberry Crisp with Buttermilk Cream Cheese Ice Cream {Pedantic Foodie}

This week, my cravings, and the surplus of berries at the market, told me to make something sweet, berry-filled, and crunchy-topped - and I obliged.  And, hackneyed or not, it was absolutely delightful.

Strawberry Crisp with Buttermilk Cream Cheese Ice Cream {Pedantic Foodie}

This site’s purpose is not to convince you that I make the best corn in the world (even though I might suspect so), or that you simply must use my recipes.  The purpose is simply to inspire you, and to maybe remind you of how satisfying it is to toss some berries with sugar and cornstarch, pinch some butter into oats, nuts, and sticky brown sugar, and watch it turn into a bubbling, golden brown dessert. 

If my imperfect pictures or rambling words tempt you to get into your kitchen and create, then I will consider it a success.

Strawberry Crisp with Buttermilk Cream Cheese Ice Cream {Pedantic Foodie}

Let’s talk about this crisp, or crumble, or bake - whatever you would like to call it.  Rolled Oat & Pecan-Blanketed Strawberry Compote?  Sure, if you are feeling pretentious and fancy.

Strawberry Crisp with Buttermilk Cream Cheese Ice Cream {Pedantic Foodie}

If you asked me what I consider to be the best dessert for summertime I will always say crisps.  I love them because they celebrate the flavors of the season, require very minimal effort, and they can be served hot or at room temperature - making them the perfect choice for company.

Strawberry Crisp with Buttermilk Cream Cheese Ice Cream {Pedantic Foodie}

Toss some fruit together a few minutes before your guests arrive and let this bake while you eat dinner, then serve warm with ice cream.  Everyone loves crisps, and if they don't, well…why did you invite them over anyways?

Strawberry Crisp with Buttermilk Cream Cheese Ice Cream {Pedantic Foodie}

While crisps could certainly stand on their own, they are really the only dessert that I feel almost demands ice cream.  It pains me to have ice cream with my cake - like, why?  And brownies are far better as a solo act, but crisps... Well, they just beg for it.

Strawberry Crisp with Buttermilk Cream Cheese Ice Cream {Pedantic Foodie}

And I am nothing if not accommodating - so accommodating, in fact, that I dreamed up a special ice cream expressly for this crisp.  How generous.  

Strawberry Crisp with Buttermilk Cream Cheese Ice Cream {Pedantic Foodie}

Enter buttermilk cream cheese ice cream.  I called my fiancé after tasting it and between an obnoxious number of “oohs” and “ahhhs” I described it as an ultra creamy frozen yogurt.  It has the same tang of yogurt due to the buttermilk, but the cream cheese gives it a very sweet, rich flavor that only cream can provide.  It has made regular ol’ vanilla ice cream very pallid in my mind.  

 Warm strawberries with a toffee-like crust meet tangy, indulgent ice cream. 

Strawberry Crisp with Buttermilk Cream Cheese Ice Cream {Pedantic Foodie}

Just look at that crispy crust.  

There is nothing wrong with the classics, not one thing.

Strawberry Crisp with Buttermilk Cream Cheese Ice Cream {Pedantic Foodie}

Sincerely, 

Pedantic Foodie


Strawberry Crisp with Buttermilk Cream Cheese Ice Cream

serves 6

for the ice cream

- 1 cup whole milk

- 2/3 cup granulated sugar

- 4 large egg yolks 

- 8 ounces cream cheese, room temperature 

- 1 1/2 cups buttermilk

- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract

Whisk egg yolks in a medium bowl until they have slightly lightened in color.  Set aside.  

Combine milk and sugar in a medium saucepan and place over medium heat.  Stirring often, cook until the milk is steaming, and the sugar has completely dissolved.

Slowly stream half of the steaming milk mixture into the egg yolks while whisking constantly.  Pour the tempered egg yolks back into the saucepan and return to heat.  Cook, stirring often, until the mixture has thickened slightly; about 3-5 minutes. 

Remove from heat and pour the ice cream base into your blender.  Add buttermilk,  cream cheese, and vanilla and blend until smooth. 

Fill a large bowl 2/3 of the way with ice and cool water and place the ice cream base in a medium bowl that will fit inside the larger bowl.

Place the ice cream bowl into the ice bath and whisk constantly until the custard is cool.  

Place the base in your ice cream maker and prepare according to the manufacturer’s instructions. Transfer the soft ice cream to the freezer to set up while you prepare the crisp.  

for the filling

- 5 cups strawberries, sliced 

- 4 tablespoons cornstarch 

- 1/2 cup granulated sugar 

- 1 1/2 teaspoons lemon or lime juice

Preheat oven to 375 degrees. 

Place strawberries in an 8x8 glass baking pan.  Sprinkle with cornstarch, sugar, and lemon juice and toss to coat   

Set aside while you prepare the topping.  

for the topping

- 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour 

- 1/2 cup brown sugar 

- 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt 

- 1/2 cup old fashion rolled oats 

- 1/4 cup whole raw pecans, finely chopped

- 1/2 cup unsalted butter, softened

Combine flour, sugar, salt, oats, and pecans in a small bowl.  Use the tips of your fingers to work the butter into the flour mixture, forming a rough crumble.  

Sprinkle the crumble on top of the strawberry filling.  

Bake for 30 minutes, or until the strawberries are bubbling and the crumble is deep golden.  

Place on a wire rack and allow to cool for 15-20 minutes.  This will give the filling time to set up a bit.  

Serve warm with ice cream.  Enjoy!! 

my summer favorites

Hey there, it’s Monday! How was your weekend?  I hope you ate lots of watermelon, grilled far too many ears of corn, and drank your weight in pretty drinks with paper straws.  We are well into May and that’s really the only way to weekend, in my opinion.  

As we prep for Summer (which, in my mind, always begins before Summer Solstice), I wanted to share a few of my warm-weather essentials, as well as a couple of pretty things I’ve got my eyes on.  I’m looking at you, fancy lipstick. 

my summer favorites {Pedantic Foodie}
  1.  First, Summer requires a special kind of bag, one that can easily transition from 'weekday purse' to Saturday morning’s vegetable and flower bag.  I bought this bag last year and I absolutely love it.  It’s far too big to be my every day, running errands kind of purse (for that I use a small clutch that just holds the necessities), but it is perfect for the days when I’m carrying magazines, my “real” purse, and a picnic blanket.  It also adds 50% more cuteness to your farmer’s market ensemble.
  2. I went to Ulta this weekend and semi lost my mind with this Unicorn Tears Lip Cream.  It changes colors on your lips!  While it appears to be a strange blue pastel color in the tube, it actually goes on as a bright, super shimmery pink!  My five-year-old self would be screaming with delight, my twenty-one-year-old-self was not exactly dissimilar. 

  3. I just bought this cookbook and I am ready to start cranking out piles of fried chicken and fluffy, buttermilk biscuits.  Going southern for summertime.  I’ll likely be sharing one or two of my favorites over the next couple of weeks so stay posted for the goodness. 

  4. Throughout the year, I wear Prada Candy, but for the warmer months I switched to this lighter, more floral version and I think I may love it even more than the original.  

  5. If there was one quintessential summertime kitchen accoutrement it would be a pretty pitcher.  Why?  Because 1., they hold all manners of deliciously refreshing drinks, such as this one.  And 2., they can function as vases for all those pretty flowers you are harvesting from those lovely, blooming plants that you definitely did not kill.  They are functional and pretty - the two requirements for Summer dishes.  I really love these options... Onetwo, and three.

  6. I just bought this dress and I really want half a dozen of them in varying colors so I can wear them every single day.  They are light and breezy, but structured enough to transition from work to dinner out.  I’m in love. 

  7. Summer is the time for pie, and this server is the most adorable way to dish it up.  

 

What are your summertime favorites?  Tell me, tell me. 

Sincerely, 

Pedantic Foodie